i barfeds in our rink
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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