Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
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Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
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i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
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