so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
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Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
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And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
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