They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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