Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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