No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
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He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
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At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
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