How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
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Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
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I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
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