Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
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I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
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duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
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