what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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