Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
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