I wish I only lived at night.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
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Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
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i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola