WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I am available for nakedness
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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