I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
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he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
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This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the "High While Analyzing Disney Movies" texts begin.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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