Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
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i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
The air was thick with penises
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
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I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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