Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
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Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
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Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
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