Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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