just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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