My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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