I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
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i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
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If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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