All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize
