I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
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I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
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Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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