dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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