ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
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Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
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You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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