So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
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Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
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James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
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