is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
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