Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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