He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
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