try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
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I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
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No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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