Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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