i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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