This is not my ceiling
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
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i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
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It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Terrible idea I love it
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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