i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
it hurts more in the daytime
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
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