Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
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I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
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Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
I just forgot I was standing up.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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