I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
Randomize
