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  Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c

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• (561): View more from Florida

  Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.

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  And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.

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• (760): View more from California

  He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....

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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.

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  My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?

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• (903): View more from Texas

  I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool

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• (470): View more from Georgia

  you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.

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• (954): View more from Florida

  Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby

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