She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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