I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
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New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
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Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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