Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
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