I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
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I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
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You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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