i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
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