I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
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Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
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I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
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