I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
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only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
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I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
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