Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Its about making memories worth repressing
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
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I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
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I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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