I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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