at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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