playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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