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i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
why did i make a hit list last night containing only McDonalds?
you tried to order a magarita mcflurry and when they said they didnt make those you tried to call 911
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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