i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
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