reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
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