He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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