Are we in a gay sports bar?
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
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Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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