Buhtt sex?
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
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sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
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My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
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