We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
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